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Living will
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April 18, 2009, 10:15:33 am »
I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Chocolate
Steak
Iced Tea
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
Cheeseburgers
French Fries
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Strawberries
Chocolate
Daiquiri
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day!
Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE
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1977-1RCR Italy PL, B Coy, Mortars
Pioneers, Delta Coy
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1982 1RCR Mortars 51B, Dukes, BBC (Cyp)
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Hawhawahwhaw.. good one.. but very practical as a guide too..heheheheh..rong
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