Title: Living will Post by: Mike Blais CD on April 18, 2009, 10:15:33 am I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine Chocolate Margarita Sex Chocolate Steak Iced Tea Sex Mexican food Chocolate Cheeseburgers French Fries Pizza Sex Ice cream Strawberries Chocolate Daiquiri Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day! Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE Title: Re: Living will Post by: rong on April 18, 2009, 01:12:16 pm Hawhawahwhaw.. good one.. but very practical as a guide too..heheheheh..rong |